POP

You know how people
have these little habits
That gets you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy
and there's Bernie lying
on the couch, drinking a beer
and chewing. No, not chewing,
POPPING. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
And he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
Into his head.